Why I got kicked out of the club...

When I read this blog, I saw ME written all over it. I also posted this link on my facebook site, so you may have already read it.

But in case you haven't, the gist is that this girl felt like when she became a christian, she had joined a club in which you acted and thought a certain way. No need to tap in to your own gut feelings about things, it's all been laid out for you. This is how we think, act, feel, dress, believe. Wow, could I relate.

Most of you know that I went to a christian college for my first two years of school. While I met a lot of wonderful people, I began to subscribe to the idea that if I wanted to be a part of "the club", I had to be someone other than who I was.

I tried this for a while. I wore ankle length dresses. I probably said things like, "Oh, sugar!" when I was upset. I only hung out with people who were also part of this crowd. I was very holy, indeed....

Until I felt like I was going to suffocate.

The pressure weighed down on me until I couldn't bear it any longer. I was eighteen and I started smoking, drinking, doing all the things that were absolutely not allowed in "the club". And while I didn't like that lifestyle, it felt good to yell at the top of my lungs, "I will not conform to your feathered bangs and your 10:00 curfew!!". I began to despise "the club".

For years, I had a hot/cold relationship with the whole church idea. Then I got married, had children, etc. and seriously re-joined "the club". This time, I would be perfect. I would do and say all of the right things. I would homeschool my children, buy organic food, wear jean jumpers and little make-up. Surprisingly...but not...those old feelings came back to haunt me. I was going to die of suffocation.

And so, I had to figure out some hard and life-giving lessons:

-Jesus came for the sinners, not the saints.

-I am valuable because I was created with human dignity, and not because of all the "good things" that I do. Because I was created in the image of God, himself.

-I am not perfect, nor will I ever be, and that is okay. I am flawed and remarkably human.

-I am not likeable because a group of people deems me so, but because I like myself at the end of the day.

-I'm sick of trying to please others and only need to worry about what Jesus thinks (and as Jamie points out in her blog, Jesus was a non-conformist. He was always pissing people off and served only one purpose: bringing glory to his Father in heaven).

-You can be yourself and love Jesus. You can be yourself and please Jesus. You must be yourself.


I like make-up...a lot. I get highlights. I donated my jean jumpers. I put my kids in school because it was what was best for us. I sometimes use words that are inappropriate (and for some reason, find it exceedingly funny when others do, as well). I like trashy magazines that fill me in on celebrity gossip. And I have a whole laundry list more of things that others might judge me for.

And yet, in all of this, I feel that I have found a happy place. I like me and I know that despite my wariness of "the club", God thinks I'm alright too.

To Plan or Not to Plan

So, today is day four of the kids being on Easter vacation. We have planned a lot of entertaining/stimulating activities for them. For example, on Monday we just met a friend of mine at McDonald's and let the kids run and wear their little selves out.

On Tuesday, I took the kids to the movie theater to see "Rio". I haven't been to the theater in probably three years. I didn't figure in that almost everyone is out for spring break, not jut my kids, and we ended up sitting in the second row. My neck was crooned at a ninety degree angle for the duration of the movie, but the kids were thrilled.

Yesterday, I had my 28 week baby check-up and a hair appointment, so the kids hung out with my mom, dh and the babysitter all day.

This morning, I had planned on taking them to the science museum, but Super-boy has had a nasty cough for the last couple of days. At about 9:30, everyone was driving each other crazy. They were fighting over a bugle that I very calmly stuffed in the garbage after one child went after the other with it and it was thrown hitting the chandelier. No, our house is not typically that out of control, but it can escalate quickly.

All three children then began to cry and I had the anxious impulse to get everyone ready and get them the heck out of the house. But why?? Why do I so often feel the need to entertain my children and plan to the enth degree instead of letting them find things for themselves to do?

I believe it's because I really loathe disorder. I hate it when the kids are tearing through the house and getting all kinds of stuff out. It's easier for me to take them out and/or plan, plan, plan. Planning is not a bad thing, but I really do think it can be detrimental to their ability to be creative and think of things for themselves to do.

Today, I cut out tv because I felt like it was affecting their behavior negatively. So, here we are at 12:00 p.m. with no tv, no stimulation and no mom trying to direct their activities. What does it look like? Well, Dynamite is downstairs playing with his trains. Cindy-lou Who is making greeting cards and Super-boy is sitting on the couch next to the radio with a big smile on his face listening to Disney songs. And I'm blogging.

It's a pretty picture, one I'd like to re-create...but without creating it, if you get my drift.

Can you share your experience with me as far as what is a healthy balance in planning/not planning activities for your kids? How often do you plan a big outing (i.e. zoo, science center, etc.)? How capable do you think your kids are of thinking of things to do without your assistance?

Thanks for your responses!

Kindergarten Quandaries

I don't really remember much about kindergarten, but it seems that it was playing with blocks, learning the abc's and more of a glorified playtime. I don't remember social pressure, girls picking on each other and feeling anxious about school. Now, that's not to say it didn't happen, but I sure don't remember it. Cindy-Lou Who has begun to feel anxious lately about the school that she once loved so much. The other day, she was very insistent that she didn't want to go to school and was drumming up a pretty convincing cough. Dh said, "It's kindergarten--let her take the day off". Later in the day, I asked her if something was bothering her that made her feel like she didn't want to go to school. She burst in to tears and said she missed a problem on her math test. I explained to her that school is about learning, not perfection. We had a "heart to heart" and with that, she was ready to return the next day. After school the following day, I asked, "How was school?". Again, her eyes filled with tears as she explained that some of the girls told her they wouldn't be her friend anymore if she didn't spend her free time making invitations for a production they were putting together. "Mom, I just wanted a break!" she sobbed. My heart ached for her, understanding the desire to do your own thing, but also wanting to be accepted by others. This scenario with the other girls went on for a couple of weeks before I finally talked to her teacher, who was very encouraging and understanding. The teacher gave Cindy-Lou Who a "Jesus necklace" and told her whenever she feels nervous or shy, to squeeze the necklace and say, "Jesus, keep me strong and safe". (This makes the money that we spend on a christian education well worth-while). She also called a meeting with the girls in the class to talk to them about how hurtful exclusion is and encouraged them to be kind to one another. Unfortunately, that did not discourage the negative behavior. After a couple more days, I decided to talk to one of the parents. I basically said, "These girls are going to be in school together for the next 8 years; how can we remedy this situation?". The father was very receptive and even talked to me later to tell me he had addressed the situation at home. Thanks, dad. At first, my husband had said, "Don't say anything; let them work it out". But that got me to thinking...how often do we do that with our kids without giving them the tools to actually work it out? Do 5 and 6-year olds really know how to work it out? I don't think that they do. I think they need a lot of guidance and an example of parents sticking together and showing them how to problem solve. My hope for my kids as they're learning to interact socially is that they will feel safe, secure and loved. It is also that they will be able to trust the adults around them to make that happen. When a child is learning to tie his shoes for the first time, you don't just toss a shoe at him and say, "Figure it out". You sit down with him, instruct him, possibly teach him a song...it could take weeks, or even months to master this skill. It is the same with problem-solving and social skills. And with that, I will say that I'm lucky to have my kids go to school with other kids who have such great parents. I hope that if we work as a team, our kids will build life-long healthy relationships. Throw in a Jesus necklace and lots of prayers, and I think we'll be on the right track.

Scrapbooking, sickness and other miscellaneous items...

I know this sounds like a shameless plea for sympathy, but it is what it is in the Shriver house today.

The kids have all been battling sore throats, sinus infections and the like over the last couple of weeks. Well, today I woke up feeling hot and vomiting. Ugh. I kept Super-boy home from school because he had a nasty cough and I didn't think anyone would appreciate me sending him. Cindy-Lou Who only has half day kindergarten and Dynamite was in rare form with his climbing expeditions today.

All that to say: it really stinks to be sick with three kids at home. Just because you're laid up on the couch with a throbbing headache, the kids are still making demands like food and water and the ever-present, "Mom, I'm bored, what can I do?". Whenever they ask me this, I tell them they better think of something fast or I'll give them something to do that they won't like, i.e. vacuuming, writing practice, etc.

So, yes, right now things are not that great. However, Saturday, I went to an all-day scrapping event that was a blast! Now, I am not a scrapper. I have an album done for Super-boy's first year and an almost completed one for Cindy-Lou Who's first year (mind you, they are 8 and 6!). I have nothing yet for Dynamite (#3 always gets the shaft. My hope is that I'll be able to complete one for him before #4 arrives). What I decided to do is order my pictures from the beginning of 2011 and start there as not to feel overwhelmed.

It was a day of non-interruptions and great conversation. I think I may need to become an avid scrapbooker just for the days of respite I might be able to secure. And quite honestly, it felt really good to complete something, albeit individual album pages, without jumping up a hundred times shouting, "What was that????".

On Sunday, dh shocked me by saying that he thought the time out for me was really good and he'd like me to try to get away once a weekend! Wow! I told him I would be thrilled for a few hours once a month!

Well, nothing special today. Just some ramblings about what's going on over here. Oh, and for those of you who've been keeping up with the dryer situation, I have a working dryer and my basement is almost halfway finished (and somewhat usable, to my great delight).

This post has me thinking about survival techniques of all of you busy women out there. What do you incorporate in to your days/weeks that are a must for you? These things should rejuvenate, not deplete you. I'd love to hear your feedback!

I hope you all are doing great.

Games That We Play...

I went to WalMart with Dynamite the other day to buy a card for my uncle's birthday. A few aisles over, a child was going berzerk crying hysterically; I could even hear little feet jumping up and down. A woman probably in her fifties or sixties looked at me and proudly said, "I have three kids and eight grandkids, and none of them have ever acted like that!". I just smiled at her and said politely, "Really? Mine have!". She very quickly went back to scanning her cards and obviously wanted nothing to do with the woman who also has dealt with out-of-control children. I looked at Dynamite who was happily stuffing his face with Cheetohs (something I would have never done with number one or two) and said a prayer of thanks that he was keeping quiet.

There is a little something I like to call "The Maternal Pissing Contest" (MPC). I know, I know, it's a bit crass; I should really think of something a little sweeter on the ears to call it. However, I think it really captures the idea perfectly. Some women like to pretend that they have it all figured out. Their children would never act like those children. I'm not buying it for a second.

The unfortunate thing is that this leaves many moms feeling totally inadequate. "Why does everyone else seem like they have it so together and I didn't even brush my teeth this morning?". Or "I bet the Smith's never yell at their child and I am a wild banchee at home!". Dear friend, if you are worried that you are not doing a good enough job, chances are you're doing an outstanding job. You care, you want the best for your child, you are striving to be better, which is what we all should be working toward.

I'll be honest. When I hear a mom bragging, eh hem, sharing how she's got it all together, I just smile and nod, tell her what a great job she's doing. Here's the tricky part though: I used to feel like a loser and compare myself and participate in the infamous MPC. Now, I remind myself that what works for her may not work for me. That I can be an amazing mom even if I don't feed them organic fruit and keep my voice at a pleasant tone all day (if I keep it below a roar, I make a note to congratulate myself).

Raising kids is hard work. We all lose it sometimes...and some more often than others. We all make decisions at times out of convenience verses health consciousness. We all have days that feel like groundhog day. You are not alone. You are fighting the good fight. Pat yourself on the back and have a piece of chocolate. The MPC is never a fun game to play anyway.

Serenity Now....

About six weeks ago, our basement backed up with raw sewage. It is the second time this has happened and is due to lilac bush roots, of all things. Apparently their roots are threadlike and extremely invasive. And it doesn't help the case that we have them dappled throughout our yard. They are lovely, they smell heavenly, but I'm ready to rip them all out with my bare hands...can you tell I'm more than a little frustrated?

So my dear husband has been working day and night to get things cleaned up. That has entailed ripping out carpet, old tile, and laying concrete. We figured while we were at it, we might as well paint the basement and really freshen up the look. So in the last couple of days he has primed and painted the walls with the help of my charitable-with-his-time-father-in-law.

Thankfully, there is a little path cleared for me to get to the washer and dryer in the midst of all of the chaos. So two days ago, when I went to turn on the dryer and it didn't work, I was...perplexed. Hmmm, was it the plug? Was there lint in the trap that was messing things up? I don't know; I'm not dryer technician, but I knew there was a problem.

Dh checked it out last night to come up and break the news that he was going to have to take the whole thing apart. Deep breath. At which point, I told him, nope...we don't need another project. I will take everything to the laundromat.

This morning I woke up feeling a bit of despair. This is a slippery slope for me. One of my greatest weaknesses is negative thinking. So, I got out my Joyce Meyer book, "Power Thoughts" and read a chapter. There she was talking about how we can choose our own thoughts. So, instead of bursting in to tears, I chose to come and write in my blog...to tell you about my struggles today, but to cheerfully commit to remaining positive.

Retraining our minds to think healthy thoughts is tough, at least it is for me. It doesn't come naturally. Sometimes I want to wallow in my own misery. Or I allow myself to be overcome by extenuating circumstances. Sometimes, quite honestly, it feels as though I am clawing my way back to the light.

But not today. Today, I will smile in spite of my frustration and my dirty clothes...a small thing in comparison with those who are really suffering. I will choose not to be overcome by things that are out of my control. And to help me in this process, I will probably say the serenity prayer at least one hundred times:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

Have a deliberately wonderful day, everyone!

Who is God for you today?

Have you ever noticed that you grow the most through the hardships you encounter? As much as I would choose to wish away every difficulty that comes my way, I hold on to the truth that I will come out stronger on the other side.

When we had our late-term miscarriage four years ago, it amazed me that the sun continued to rise each morning, while I was stuck in my suffering. I have never grieved like that. For the first time in my life, I woke up sobbing...I had actually been crying in my sleep. Talk about deep sadness. And yet, life continued on. Kids needed bathing, food needed cooking, my soul needed mending. It took a long time. But time does, indeed, heal. And in the end, I experienced God as Comforter and Healer. I found out what "I Am" really means. There are endless facets to God, many of which are only revealed through deep suffering.

There is a beautiful song by Nicole Nordeman that really captures this idea called "I Am". (Check it out by clicking on the link). I sang this very song at my grandma's funeral. It talks about the unfolding of who God is in our lives as we grow older. In the beginning, He is "elbow-healer and secret-keeper" and gradually, He becomes more...Savior, Redeemer.

For the longest time, I felt as though I could earn my way in to heaven. If I did all of the right things and prayed all of the right prayers, I would surely be able to make it through. I guess you could say I felt "qualified". I was doing all of the right stuff. But through honest soul-searching, I have come to realize that 1) there is nothing I can do and 2) that Jesus is my Savior. Raise the flag! Another new facet has been unveiled. He is not only my comforter and my healer, but he is my savior. I am a sinner in need of saving. I am no better than the man in prison. The Bible says that "there is no distinction for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). I am humbled by this truth and set free by it as well.

One of the greatest things about recognizing that I do not earn God's love is that my motivation for doing good is out of thankfulness, not duty. I am washed over with mercy and grace and because God is so good to me; I want to pour out myself for Him. I want to pray and be in His presence just because. I am not checking off my "I am holy 'if'" list.

Some difficulties in our lives are simply placed upon us; some are self-induced. Regardless, the truth remains the same: the opportunity is there to be made stronger, to be refined by the fire. Peter Marshall said, "When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure”.

The book of Hebrews states that Jesus is the same today, tomorrow and forever. And while I don't want to argue with the Word of God (read sarcasm), Jesus has been different things for me in different seasons. Who is He for you today?